Mari Masala

Unbelievable....

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Unbelievable....

Police Hold Anniversary

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must, must, must must, watch its Amazing!

Most Important people of the world.

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Meet to the most important people of the world at one desk.

And this photo is taken by Great Rajnikant.

Rajinikant’s Door safety lock.

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Rajnikant can open this safety lock in one shot.

Dont Use Big Screens @ home

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Don't use big screen at your home.
What can happen if you want to see then just check this video..

Software Industry People and Babies Delivery

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1) Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby
in one month.

2) Developer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a
baby.

3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine
babies in one month.

4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even
if no man and woman are available.

6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman;
They'll produce a child with zero resources.

7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is
delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to
produce a baby.

And lastly...

9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the
right baby.

The Art Of Saying NO..

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The Art of Saying No

A Good One

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This is GOOD...I expect it back too!
I especially like the last sentence!!!! !!

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself
and doesn't feel even the least bit weird shutting your
'beer/Pepsi drawer' with her foot!

A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend shoulder is soggy from your tears..

A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first
names.
A real friend has their phone numbers
in his address book..

A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your
party.
A real friend comes early to help you cook and
stays late to help you clean.

A simple friend hates it when you call after
they've gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to
call.

A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your
problems.
A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic
history.
A real friend could blackmail you with it!

A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when
you have an argument.
A real friend calls you after you had a fight.

A simple friend expects you to always be there for
them.
A real friend expects to always be there for you!

A simple friend reads this e-mail and deletes it.
A real friend passes it on and sends it back to you!

Pass this on to anyone you care about......
It keeps us together, like our Circle of Friends.
Today I pass this on to you. Pass it on to someone
who is a friend to you..

'Never frown, even when you are sad,
because you never know who is
falling in love with your smile. '

Dear Friends,
Give thousand chances to your enemy to become your friend, But don't give a single chance to ur friend to become ur enemy'
I t's 'World Best Friends Week' send this to all Ur good friends . Even me, if I am one of them. See how many u get back.
If u gets more than 3 u r really, a lovable person...... ......... I am waiting

It's National Friendship Week.

Show your friends how much you care.

Send this to everyone you consider a FRIEND!

Even if it means sending it back to the person who sent it to you.

If it comes back to you,then you will know you have a circle of friends.
YOU ARE MY FRIEND AND I AM HONORED..

F - Few
R - Relations
I - In
E - Earth
N - Never
D - Die

Bitter to hear............But Its True -

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We live in a Nation ,

· where Pizza reaches home faster than Ambulance & police,

· Where you get car loan @ 5% andeducation loan @ 12%,

· Where rice is Rs 40/- per kg but sim card is free,

· Where a millionaire can buy a cricket team instead of donating the money to any charity,

· Where the footwear, we wear ,are sold in AC showrooms, but vegetables, that we eat, are sold on the footpath,

· Where everybody wants to be famous but nobody wants to follow the path to be famous,

· Where we make lemon juices with artificial flavours and dish wash liquids with real lemon.

· Where people are standing at tea stalls reading an article about child labour from a newspaper and say,"yaar bachhonse kaam karvane wale ko to phansi par chadha dena chahiye" and then they shout "Oye chhotu 2 chaii laao....."

Incredible India,

Mera Bharat Mahaan.

aajkal ki ladkiya

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aajkal ki ladkiya,

aajkal ki fashion,

khbhi ye sleveless,

kabhi ye backless,

kabhi kabhi to ye topless

or agar ham ghur ke dekhe to

ham hi mannerless.

ME and MY BOSS

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When I Take long time to finish,

I am slow,
When my boss takes the same time,
he is thorough

When I don't do it,
I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it,
he is busy,

When I do something without being told,
I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same,
he takes the initiative,

When I please my boss,
I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss,
He is cooperating ,

When I make a mistake,
I' am an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake,
He's only human.

When I am out of the office,
I am wandering around.
When my boss is out of the office,
He's on business.

When I am on a day off sick,
I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick,
He must be very ill.

When I apply for leave,
I must be going for an interview .
When my boss applies for leave,
it's because he's overworked

When I do good,
my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong,
he never forgets

Greeting Cards

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1. I always wanted to have someone, someone to love and now that you've come into my life...
(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.

2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.

3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
(Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me...

4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go....
(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.

5. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age....
(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!

6. When we were together, you said you'd die for me...
(Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.

7. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy....
(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?

8. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday...
(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.

9. Looking back over the years that we have been together, I can't help but wonder.....
(Inside card) - What the hell was I thinking

10. I'm so miserable without you...
(Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.

11. Thank you for being part of my life.....
(Inside card) - I never knew what evil was until I met you!

12. Congratulations on your wedding day!
(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.

13. How can I say this....?
(Inside card) - Your cooking kills me

14. I just want you to know that I'm sorry for what happened...
(Inside card) - Especially since you survived.

15. Congrats on getting married...
(Inside card) - It's not every day you decide to ruin your life.

16. Someday I hope to marry...
(Inside card) - Someone other than you.

17. We have been friends for a very long time...
(Inside card) - What do you say, should we stop?

An Interview

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Interviewer: Let me check your word Power...

PopatRao : Ok Sir .....

Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of .....good.

PopatRao: hmmmm..... Bad

Interviewer : Come

PopatRao: Go.

Interviewer : Ugly.

PopatRao: Pichlli.

Interviewer : PICHLLIIIII?

PopatRao: UGLYYYYYYYYY. .

Interviewer : Shut Up.

PopatRao: Keep Talking.

Interviewer Ok now stop these all..

PopatRao: now carry on this all

Interviewer :abe...chup ho ja..chup ho ja..chup ho jaaaa

PopatRao: abe bolta rah..bolta rah..bolta rahhh

Interviewer : Areeee yaaar

PopatRao: areeee dushmannnnnn

Interviewer : Get Out.

PopatRao: Come In.

Interviewer : Oh my God.

PopatRao : Oh my Devil.

Interviewer: U r Rejected.

PopatRao: I m selected...Thank u thank u sir

Just Relax

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100 sardars are killed in a train accident at Amritsar station.. Only one

sardar left alive.

The media goes to him and asks the sardar ji.

Correspondent:

How did it happen?

Sardar: Oh ji pucho mat. Sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform par khade

gaadi ki wait kar rahe they.

Achanak announcement Hui ki shatabdee express 2 no. platform par aa

rahi hai.

Jaise hi sab ne suna ki gaddi PLATFORM PAR aa rahi hai, sab log apni

jaan bachane ke liye patri par kood gaye.

Aur tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi.

Correspondent : Thank god. Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap patri par

nahin koode.

Sardar: o nahin ji main to suicide karne ki liye patri par hi leta tha.

Jaise hi announcement hui main to platform par chad gaya

Woman in Man's Life

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To all the guys who read this…..please read fully and understand…………..

To all the girls who read this……….. An excellent forward……please read fully..... and forward to the boys you know……….

This is a beautiful article:
T he woman in your life...very well expressed...

Tomorrow you may get a working woman, but you should marry her with these facts as well.

Here is a girl, who is as much educated as you are;
Who is earning almost as much as you do;

One, who has dreams and aspirations just as
you have because she is as human as you are;

One, who has never entered the kitchen in her life just like you or your
Sister haven't, as she was busy in studies and competing in a system
that gives no special concession to girls for their culinary achievements

One, who has lived and loved her parents & brothers & sisters, almost as
much as you do for 20-25 years of her life;

One, who has bravely agreed to leave behind all that, her home, people who love her, to adopt your home, your family, your ways and even your family ,name

One, who is somehow expected to be a master-chef from day #1, while you sleep oblivious to her predicament in her new circumstances, environment and that kitchen

One, who is expected to make the tea, first thing in the morning and cook
food at the end of the day, even if she is as tired as you are, maybe more,
and yet never ever expected to complain; to be a servant, a cook, a mother,
a wife, even if she doesn't want to; and is learning just like you are as
to what you want from her; and is clumsy and sloppy at times and knows that you won't like it if she is too demanding, or if she learns faster than you;

One, who has her own set of friends, and that includes boys and even men at her workplace too, those, who she knows from school days and yet is willing to put all that on the back-burners to avoid your irrational jealousy, unnecessary competition and your inherent insecurities;

Yes, she can drink and dance just as well as you can, but won't, simply
Because you won't like it, even though you say otherwise

One, who can be late from work once in a while when deadlines, just like yours, are to be met;

One, who is doing her level best and wants to make this most important,
relationship in her entire life a grand success, if you just help her some
and trust her;

One, who just wants one thing from you, as you are the only one she knows in your entire house - your unstinted support, your sensitivities and most importantly - your understanding, or love, if you may call it.

But not many guys understand this......

Please appreciate "HER"

I hope you will do....

Respect Her.

Forward this to as many women as possible... they'll love you for it!

Forward this to as many men as you can so that they'll know why women are so special :-)

Have a wonderful day!! ,__

U will be amazed..... !!Check it!

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Did you know that the flight number of the plane that had hit World Trade Centre ...on

9/11 was Q33N ....Open a Word Doc in ur computer and type the flight

Number i.e Q33N... Increase the Font Size to 72, Change the Font to

Wingdings. U will be amazed..... !!Check it!

Why should the wedding ring be worn on the fourth finger?

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Why should the wedding ring be worn on the fourth finger?
There is a beautiful and convincing explanation given by the Chinese.....

Thumb represents your Parents
Second (Index) finger represents your Siblings
Middle finger represents your-Self
Fourth (Ring) finger represents your Life Partner
& the Last (Little) finger represents your children

Amazing Facts about Gujarat !!!

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1. Gujarat is one of the most prosperous states of the country, having a per-capita GDP 3.2 times India's average.

2. If it was a nation it would have been 67th richest nation in the world above many European and Asian economies like China and Ukraine .

3. Gujarat holds many records in India for economic development:

• 20% of India's Industrial Output

• 9% of India's Mineral Production

• 22% of India's exports

• 24% of India's textile production

• 35% of India's pharmaceutical products

• 51% of India's petrochemical production

4. The world's largest ship breaking yard is in Gujarat near Bhavnagar at Alang.

5. Reliance Petroleum Limited, one of the group companies of Reliance Industries Limited founded by Dhirubhai Ambani operates the oil refinery at Jamnagar which is the world's largest grass roots refineries .

6. Gujarat ranks first nationwide in gas-based thermal electricity generation with national market share of over 8% and second nationwide in nuclear electricity generation with national market share of over 1%.

7. Over 20% of the S&P CNX 500 conglomerates have corporate offices in Gujarat.

8. Over 35% of the stock market wealth of India is with Gujarati People.

9. Over 60% of Indian Population in North America is Gujarati.

10. An average income of a Gujarati family in North America is three times more than the average income of an American family.

11. Gujarat is having the longest sea shore compared to any other Indian state

12. Gujarat is having the highest no. of operating airports in India (Total 12).

13. India's 16% of Investment are from Gujarat.

14. Gujarat is having highest no. of vegetarian people compared to any other state in India.

15. The first ALL VEG PIZZA-HUT was opened in Ahmedabad

16. Ahmedabad – the commercial capital of Gujarat is the seventh largest city in India.

17. Surat is the fastest growing city in the world.

18. Gandhinagar is the Greenest Capital City in whole Asia.

19. Indian Institute of Management, Ahmedabad(IIMA) is Asia's 1 st and world's 45th ranked management college located in Ahmedabad, Gujarat.

20. Gujarat is the safest state as the Crime rate of it is 8.2 which is the least in India even after considering 2002 communal riots, stated by India Today 2005 report.

21. Gujarat is having least crime against women among all Indian states (excluding Goa) where AP is 1st, Delhi is 2nd , Bihar is 3rd ,Zarakhand is 4th and UP is 5th.

22. Ahmedabad which is the seventh largest city in India is the lowest in crime rate among all Tier-I and Tier-II cities of India as per National Crime Records Bureau (NCRB) report.

23. Ahmedabad is ranked 2nd in Real Estate - Ahead of Bangalore,Chennai, Hyderabad, Mumbai & Delhi. 3rd in Policy Initiatives - Ahead of Bangalore, Chennai, Calcutta, Mumbai & Delhi. 4th in Manpower - Ahead of Bangalore,Chennai, Mumbai & Delhi.

ABBREVIATIONS

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COMPUTER ABBREVIATIONS

CDMA - Code Division Multiple Access
GSM - Global System for Mobile Communication
TDMA - Time Division Multiple Access
PC - Personal Computer
RAM - Random Access Memory
CPU - Central Processing Unit
WWW - World Wide Web
UPS - Uninterruptible Power Supply
LAN - Local Area Network
WAN - Wide Area Network
MAN - Metropolitan Area Network
TCP/IP - Transmission Control Protocol/Internet Protocol
DOS - Disk Operating System
ROM - Read Only Memory
PROM - Programmable Read Only Memory
HTML - Hyper Text Markup Language
HTTP - Hyper Text Transfer Protocol
FTP - File Transfer Protocol

ATM - Automatic Teller Machine

GENERAL ABBREVIATIONS

AD - Anno Domini
AM - Ante Meridian
BC - Before Christ
LIC - Life Insurance Corporation of India
LPG - Liquidified Petroleum Gas
TB - Tuberculosis Bacillus
UTI - Unit Trust of India

WHO - World Health Organisation

FIRST IN THE WORLD

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First Asian to win Nobel Prize -RABINDRANATHA TAGORE India [1913]
The first chairman of Peoples' Republic of China - MAO. TSE-TUNG [1949]
First Asian to get Finix Award - Sr. P.C. SORCAR [India]
First Asian to cross the English Channel -AARTI SAHA[India, 1959]
First cricketer to have batted in all positions- [1 to 11] - WILFRED RHODES [England]
First Chinese pilgrim to visit India - FAHIEN
First President of America - GEORGE WASHINGTON
First Prime Minister of Britian - SIR ROBERT WALPOLE
First Englishman to receive Nobel Prize for Literature - RUDYARD KIPLING [1907]
First European invader of India - ALEXANDER [Greece, 326 BC]
First foreigner to receive Bharat Ratna -KHAN ABDUL GHAFFAR KHAN [1987]
First Prime Minister of Australia - SIR EDMUND BARTON
First Governer General of Pakistan -MOHAMMED ALI JINNAH [1947]
First man cosmonaut in space - YURI GAGARIN [Former U.S.S.R.,1961]
First man to fly over both North and South poles - RICHARD E. BYRD [US]
First man to walk in space - ALEXEI LEONOV [Former U.S.S.R.]
First man to make a solo flight around the world - WILEY POST [1933]
First man to climb Mt. Everest - TENZING NORGAY [India]and EDMUND HILLARY [New Zealand]1953
First man to set foot on moon - NEIL ARMSTRONG [USA, 1969]
First Muslim Invader of India - MOHAMMED-bin-QASIM [8th C.AD]
First person to sail round the world -FERDINAND MAGELLAN [Portuguese 1519-22]
First Pope to visit India - POPE PAUL VI[1964]
First President OF Chinese Republic - SUN YAT-sen [1921-1925]
First Prime Minister of Pakistan-LIAQUAT ALI KHAN [1947]
First Secretary General of the UN - TRYGVE LIE [Norway 1946-53]

First test tube Baby - LOUISE BROWN [England, 1978]

New Company structure.... Toooooooo Goooooooood

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======================================

"When Life Gives You 100 Reasons To Cry,
Show Life That You Have 1000 Reasons To Smile."
======================================

God & Gujarati

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A Gujju having no child, no money, no home, a blind mother, prays to God.

God happy with his prays, grants him only one wish!

Gujju: I want my mother to see my wife putting Diamond bangles on my Child's

hands in our new mansion!

God: Damn; I still have a lot to learn from these Gujjus.

Funda Of Apple

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A for apple.

B for bada apple.

C for chhota apple.

D for dusra apple.

E for ek aur apple.

F for fokat ka apple.

G for gol apple.

H for hazar apple

I for itney saarey apple?

J for jaao nahi khaana hai apple

K for kaise nahi khaayengey apple

L for lena padhega tumko apple

M for mujhe nahi chahiye itne apple

N for naa nahi kehtey kyunkey yeh hai apple

O for Oh to tumne khaa daale yeh saare apple

P for peth bhar Ke khaao apple

Q for qismat mein nahi hoti hai sabke, yeh apple

R for roz agar khaao tum apple

S for sehetmand rahoge khaaogey agar tum apple

T for tumko nahi milengey itney achey apple

U for udhaar kii nahi hai yeh apple

V for very tasty hai yeh apple

W for waste na karo time aur khaalo jaldi se apple

X for X'mas mei bhii khane padenge apple

Y for youn na chehra phero dekhkey apple

Z for zaroor dil bhar gaya hoga khake itne saare apple

Mast Shayari

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Har pal me pyaar hai,

har lamhe me khushi hai,

Kho do to yaadein hai,

Jee lo to Zindgi hai.

Gulab ko bhi kamal bana dete,

Uski koi ek ada pe Gazal dete,

Kambakht marti nahi hai hum pe koi ladki,

Varna Apne gav me bhi Taj Mahal bana dete.

Koi khat nahi koi khabar nahi,

Aapko shayad dosti ki kadar nahi,

ham to aapko yaad karte he har sans ke sath,

Sayad aapko hamari sanso ki fikar nahi...

Haqikat jan lo juda hone se pehle,

meri sunlo apni sunane se pehle,

Ye soch lena bhulane se pehle,

Bahut royi he ye aankhe mushurane se pehle.

Pyaar ki umar intezar ki hoti hai,

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Pyaar ki umar intezar ki hoti hai,

Dosti ki umar aitbar ki hoti hai,

Is dost ki dosti ko bhul mat jana,

Kyoki zindgi me sachi dosti ek bar hoti hai.

Saaj ke sath AAWAJ,

Samachar ke sath SAHIL,

Phool ke sath KHUSHBU,

Jism ke sath RUH,

Khushi ke sath GUM,

Aur aapke sath HUM wo bhi HARDAM.

Barish ke paani ko apne haathon mein samet lo.

2009-11-04T09:51:00.000+05:30

Barish ke paani ko apne haathon mein samet lo.

Jitna aap samet paaye utna aap humein chahte hai

Aur jitna na samet paye utna hum aap ko chahte hai.

............ . ......... ..................... ........

Har nazar ko ek nazar ki talash Hai,

Har dil mein chupa ek ehsaas hai,

Aap se pyaar yuhi nahi kiya humney,

Kya kare hamari pasand hi kuch khaas hai.

............ . ......... ..................... ........

Har pal ne kaha ek pal se,

Pal bhar ke liye aap mere samne aa jao,

Pal bhar ka saath kuch aisa ho,

Ki har pal tum hi yaad aao....

............ . ......... ..................... ........

Aapko Lagta Hai Ke Humne Aapko Bhula Rakha Hai

Aap Nahi Jaante Dil Mein Kahi Chupa Rakha Hai

Dekh Na Le In Aankhon Me Aapko Koi

Isliye Palko Ko Bhi zhuka Rakha Hai

Nice Jokes

2009-11-03T09:55:00.000+05:30

Son: Abba idher AA

Mother: Aise nahi boltey beta, daddy ko izat k saath bulate hain,

Son: Abba izzat k saath idher aaja.

************ ********* ****

At a dance party,

Boy: will u dance with me?

Girl: main bache k saath nahi nachti.

Boy: so sorry! Mujhe pata nahi tha k aap pregnant hain.

************ ********* ****

Hotel mein khana kha k pagal haath ke badle wash basin dhone laga.

Waiter NE pucha kya kar rahe ho?

Pagal bola: dikhta nahi lekha hai wash basin

************ ********* ****

A boy goes to his dad's friend place late at night,

He was told to sleep in baby's room,

but he refused and slept in the TV launch to avoid baby.

The next morning he saw a young,

charming n very pretty girl on the breakfast table.

Who r u? The boy asked.

I'm baby and u?

Main ullo ka patha

Opportunity

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A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands money.

Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks,' Did you

see me rob this bank?'

The man replied,

'Yes sir, I did.'

The robber then shot him and killed him instantly. He

then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man,

'Did you see me rob this bank?'

The man replied, 'No sir, I didn't,

but my wife did!'

Moral of the story- When Opportunity

knocks.... MAKE USE OF IT.

Happy Valentine Day Message

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Happy Valentine Day Message

When you are feeling alone like no one cares, read this because it’s absolutely true:

Every night, someone thinks about you before they go to sleep.

At least fifteen people in this world love you.

The only reason someone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.

There are at least two people in this world that would die for you.

You mean the world to someone.

Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.

When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.

When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look.

Always remember the compliments you've received.

Forget the rude remarks.

So if you are a loving person, send this link to everyone on your list including the person the person who sent it too you..........

Happy Valentines Day.

A bell is no bell 'til you ring it,

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A bell is no bell 'til you ring it,

A song is no song 'til you sing it,

And love in your heart Wasn't put

there to stay- Love isn't love Til you give it away

If You Can't Explaint It Simply,

You Don't Understand It Well Enough.

3 Great humours – Good One

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3 Great humours – Good One
Humour #1

Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
jab koi ladki shadi se pahle pregnant ho,
Aur uski maa bole "HEY BHAGWAN YE TUNE KYA KIYA?"

Humor #2

What's the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE -
In both caseS you feel "aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta"

Humour #3

Ek admi sadhu se bola,
meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
sadhu bola

Sale upay hota to me sadhu kyu banata?

Sardarji Killer Jokes

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Santa was filling up application form for a job.

He was not sure what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".

After much thought he wrote: "Yes!"

............ ......... ......... ......... ......... .

After unsuccessful attempts to land the plane airhostess was repeatedly saying..

"We r on outskirts."

Santa shouted "when will we enter the skirts?"

............ ......... ......... ......... ......... .

Santa: If I die, will you remarry?

Jeeto: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will you remarry?

Santa: No, I'll also stay with your sister.

............ ......... ......... ......... ......... .

Santa at bar in New York.

Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"

Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"

Santa says - "Baljith Singh Married"

Unhide your hidden files and folders

2009-10-12T14:58:00.002+05:30

Unhide your hidden files and folders

Hey if your computer is affected by some viruses like autorun.inf and then it hides some file in that way that you can’t unhide that file using folder option then there are good solutions for that.

Actually there are two different ways from where you can unhide that file and see it.

1. From Registry.

2. From Command Prompt.

From Registry:

Open notepad and then write the following line and then save it as registry file. Name you can give anyone but extension must be .reg so system can identify that it is a registry file. (i.e. unhidemyfile.reg)

unhidemyfile.reg File

REGEDIT4

[HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Explorer\Advanced]

“Hidden”=”1”

Now run this file by double clicking on it and it will show you one confirmation message that are you sure your want to add this entry to registry just press ‘yes’.

And you are done.

From Command Prompt:

Open your command prompt. If you don’t know then click on start menu then click on run option it will give you one text box just type cmd and press enter ok click on ok button it will open command prompt.

Then fire the below command and you will be done.

Attrib –h –s –a –r D:\Tarun\* /s /d

Here D:\Tarun is my full path where I was not able to see my folder and files. So just replace that portion with your full path.

Now go to your folder what you have given as full path in above command. You can see all the files and folder are visible in your folder.

Download this post as a Document

Enjoy.

aaj mere paas 14 cars, 18 bikes, 4 bunglow,3 farmhouse hai......

2009-10-12T10:22:00.001+05:30

salman:aaj mere paas 14 cars, 18 bikes, 4 bunglow,3 farmhouse hai......

tere paas kya hai?

amitabh: mere paas beta hai...

jiske paas teri item hai!!

MUSHARAF narak me yamraj se: Ek call pakistan kar lu?

yam: Ok !

call ke baad,

Mush :kitna bill hua?

Yam :kuch nahi.

Mush :kyon?

Yam : Narak 2 narak free hai...

Aman To Chaman: Tell Me 5 Animals Living In Water?

Aman: Hmmm…..Fish.

Chaman: Thik Ha Aur Chaar?

Aman: Fish Ke Brother, Sister Father And Mother…

Bnta:Baccha Paida hotay samay nanga Q aata hy?

S:Us k pas kapde kharedne k liya paise kaha Hota hy

Santa: Doctor, when I take a bath I get wet.

Doctor: Ok, next time when you are going to take a bath,

turn off the tap.

pagal-Dr. sahab main khud ko bhagwan samjhne laga hu.

doctor-ye problem kabse hai?

pagal- jabse maine ye duniya banai hai

Girl 2 Pandit: Ji mere 2 affairs hain,

un dono main kis ke saath shadi hogi?

wo khush naseeb kon hoga??

Pandit: Pehle se shadi hogi or dosra khush naseeb hoga.

Boy- chal shadi kr ke bhag jate hai ya bhag k shadi kr le.

Gil- fate hue chappal se mar khayega ya chappal fatne tak mar khayega.

bandar ki beti ne kaha papa main sadi karna

chahti hun to bap ne kaha ruko dulha sms padh raha hai.

agar w muskura de to samjho rista paka ho gaya.

Koi Jata hai yahan se na koi aata hai

2009-10-09T18:57:00.000+05:30

Koi Jata hai yahan se na koi aata hai

Ye Diya apne andhere mein ghuta jata hai

sab samajhte hain wahi raat ki kismat hoga

Jo sitaara ke Bulandi pe nazar aata hai

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mohabbat mein wafadari se bachiye

jahan tak ho adakari se bachiye

her ek soorat bhali lagti hai kuch din

lahoo ki shobda-kaari se bachiye

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Tera Hijr Mera Naseeb Hai Tera Gham Hi Meri Hayaat Hai

Mujhe teri doori ka Gham ho kyon tu kahi bhi ho mere saath hai

mere vaaste tere naam par koi harf aaye nahi nahi

mujhe Khauf-e-duniya nahi magar mere rubaru teri zaat hai

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Ho gayi hai peer parvat si pighalni chaahiye

Is Himalay se koi Ganga nikalni chaahiye

Aaj ye deewaar pardo ki tarah hilne lagi

Shart lekin thi ke ye buniyaad hilni chaahiye

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Nice one

2009-10-08T12:05:00.000+05:30

Wafa ko aazmana chahiye tha humara dil dukhana chahiye tha

Aana na aana meri marzi hai tumko to bulana chahiye tha

Humari khwaahish ek ghar ki thi use sara zamaana chahiye tha

Meri aankhein kaha nam hui thi samundar ko bahana chahiye tha

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Har ek aawaaz urdu ko fariyadi batati hai by munawwar rana

Har ek aawaaz urdu ko fariyadi batati hai,

ye pagli phir bhi ab tak khud ko shehzaadi batati hai

kayi baate mohabbat sabko buniyadi batati hai,

jo pardaadi batati thi wahi daadi batati hai

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Ek gudiya ki kai kathaputliyon mein jaan hai

aaj shayar ye tamasha dekh kar hairaan hai

khaas sadaken band hain tab se marammat ke liye

ye humare waqt ki sabse badi pahchaan hai

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Besan ki sondhi roti par Khatti chatni jaisi maa

Yaad aati hai chauka baasan Chimta phoonkni jaisi maa

Baans ki khurri khat ke oopar Har aahat par kaan dhare

Aadhi soi aadhi jaagi Thaki dopahari jaisi maa

-------------------------

Pushp ki abhilasha by Makhanlal Chaturvedi

Chah Nahi Main SurBala Ke Gehano Mein Goontha Jaaun

Chaah Nahi Premi Mala Mein Bindh Pyaari Ko Lalchaaun

Chaah Nahi Samraato Ke Shav Par He Hari Dala Jaaun

Chaah Nahi Dewon Ke Sar Par Chadhoon Bhagya Par Itraun

That's Not My Job

2009-07-01T20:54:00.001+05:30

Could not resist to forward this one...

Now this is what we call as “Out of scope”……………….

Presenting THIS YEAR'S "Not My Job" AWARD

And the winner is

INDIAN National Highway Department (Painting Division)

Believe in Love , Life and Yourself.

2009-06-30T21:43:00.000+05:30

Life ends; when you stop Dreaming,

Hope ends; when you stop Believing,

Love ends; when you stop Caring,

And Friendship ends; when you stop Sharing...!! !

THOUGHTS FOR LIFE

2009-06-29T21:11:00.001+05:30

God's strength is best seen in our weakness.

The greatest handicap................................FEAR
The best day...............................................TODAY
The easiest thing to do............................FIND FAULT
Most useless asset..................................PRIDE
The greatest mistake..............................GIVING UP
The greatest stumbling block...............EGOTISM
The greatest comfort..............................WORK WELL DONE
The Most Disagreeable person............THE COMPLAINER
The worst Bankruptcy..........................LOSS OF ENTHUSIASM
The greatest need.................................COMMON SENSE
The meanest feeling............................REGRET ANOTHER'S SUCCESS
The best gift.........................................FORGIVENESS
The greatest moment.........................DEATH
The greatest knowledge.....................GOD
The greatest thing in the world........LOVE

valentine...........................................................

Women...in Men's life'

2009-06-22T17:32:00.000+05:30

I was born,

a woman was there to hold me..........

my mother

I grew as a child......

a woman was there to care for me.......to play with me.......... ..

my sister

I went to school.....

a woman was there to help me learn....... ....

my teacher

I became depress, whenever I lost

a woman was there to offer a shoulder.... ........

my wife

I became tough......

a woman was there to melt me.......... ..

my daughter

I am dying

a woman is there to absorb me in.......... ...

my motherland

SMS

2009-06-22T17:30:00.001+05:30

Mohabbat ko majboori ka naam mat do,

haqiqat ko haadso ka naam mat do,

agar dil mein pyar ho kisi ke liye

to usey dosti ka naam mat do.

WHEN NEED TO SAY I LOVE U

2009-06-22T17:27:00.000+05:30

When U Were 15 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U

U Blushed.. U Look Down And Smile..

When U Were 20 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U

U Put Ur Head On My Shoulder And Hold My Hand Afraid That I Might Dissapear

When U Were 25 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U

U Prepare Breakfast And Serve It In Front Of Me,

And Kiss My Forhead N Said :"U Better Be Quick, Is's Gonna Be Late.."

When U Were 30 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U

U Said: "If U Really Love Me, Please Come Back Early After Work.."

When U Were 40 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U

U Were Cleaning The Dining Table And Said: "Ok Dear,

But It's Time For

U To Help Our Child With His/Her Revision.."

When U Were 50 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U..

U Were Knitting And U Laugh At Me

When U Were 60 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U

U Smile At Me..

When U Were 70 Yrs Old. I Said I Love U

We Sitting On The Rocking Chair With Our Glasses On..

I'M Reading Your Love Letter That U Sent To Me 50 Yrs Ago..

With Our Hand Crossing Together..

When U Were 80 Yrs Old, U Said U Love Me!

I Didn't Say Anything But Cried

That Day Must Be The Happiest Day Of My Life!

Because U Said U Love Me !!!

Please Appreciate Your Loved Ones.. Say "I Love You"

To Them When U Have The Chance Now !!!

VERY IMPORTANT AND INTERESTING

2009-06-21T12:09:00.000+05:30

Read carefully

WHEN A THIEF FORCES YOU TO TAKE MONEY FROM THE ATM, DO NOT ARGUE OR RESIST,
YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW WHAT HE OR SHE MIGHT DO TO YOU. WHAT YOU SHOULD DO IS TO
PUNCH YOUR PIN IN THE REVERSE, I..E IF YOUR PIN IS 1254, YOU PUNCH 4521.

THE MOMENT YOU PUNCH IN THE REVERSE, THE MONEY WILL COME OUT BUT WILL BE
STUCK INTO THE MACHINE HALF WAY OUT AND IT WILL ALERT THE POLICE WITHOUT THE NOTICE OF THE THIEF.
EVERY ATM HAS IT; IT IS SPECIALLY MADE TO SIGNIFY DANGER AND HELP. NOT EVERYONE IS AWARE OF THIS.

FORWARD THIS TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND THOSE YOU CARE

Chilly Question & Ans.

2009-06-17T14:48:00.001+05:30

Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?

Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday

*********

Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?

Customer: What other colors do you have?

*********

Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't need much help.

Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!

*********

Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?

Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.

*********

Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!

Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.

*********

Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!

Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?

*********

Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.

Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!

*********

Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!

Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.

*********

Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!

Son: That's why I say she's no good!

*********

New exam pattern based on IPL rules......Nice one......

2009-06-17T14:45:00.001+05:30

Cricket has reached exciting levels with IPL....

Infusing the same thing into exams, some suggestions: -

Last one is the best.....!!! !!

1. Reduce exam duration to 1 hr and marks to 50.

2. Introduce strategic break after 30 minutes.

3. Give free hit, that is a chance for students to frame their own questions and write answers.

4. 1st 15 minutes power play, that is no invigilator in the exam hall. ( everyone will love this....!!!)

5. Introduce fair play awards.

6. If any wrong question is asked you can give your own answer for the next question

……………….

FREE HIT……………….. !!!!!!!!!

7.Cheer girls to cheer for every correct answer written....! !!

Zubaan se naam lete hi

2009-06-17T14:42:00.001+05:30

Zubaan se naam lete hi aankho se aanshu chalak jaate hai,

Kabhi hazaro baate kiya karte the aaj ek baat te liye bhi taras jaate hai.

............ ......... ......... ........

Koi wada nahi fir bhi tera intazar hai,

Judai ke bavjut bhi tujse pyar hai,

............ ......... ......... ........

Tere chahere ki udasi de rahi hai gawahi,

Mujse milne ke lia tu bhi bekarar hai..

............ ......... ......... ........

Nasha hum karte hai ilzam sharab ko diya jata hai

Per isme kusoor sharab ka nahi unka hai

Jinka chehra hamein har jaam mein nazar aata hai..

............ ......... ......... ........

Jaan se bhi zyada unhe pyar kiya karte the,

Yaad unhe din rat kiya karte the,

Ab un raho se guzra nahi jata,

Jaha baith kar unka intezaar kiya karte the.!

............ ......... ......... ........

Wedding Query. ...... ....... (SQL Style)

2009-06-17T14:38:00.001+05:30

CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage

BrideGroom Male (25) ,

Bride Female(20) AS

BEGIN

SELECT Bride FROM india_ Brides

WHERE FatherInLaw = 'Millionaire' AND Count(Car) > 20 AND HouseStatus ='ThreeStoreyed'

AND BrideEduStatus IN (B.TECH ,BE ,Degree ,MCA ,MBA) AND Having Brothers= Null AND Sisters =Null

SELECT Gold ,Cash,Car,BankBalan ce FROM FatherInLaw

UPDATE MyBankAccout SET MyBal = MyBal + FatherInLawBal

UPDATE MyLocker SET MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + FatherInLawGold

INSERT INTO MyCarShed VALUES ('BMW')

END

Then the wife writes the below query:

DROP HUSBAND;

Commit;

Interesting Letter to Bill Gates

2009-06-15T21:19:00.000+05:30

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer

for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your

notice.

1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and

whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ******

appears, but in the rest of th! e fields whatever we typed appears, but

we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware

vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard.

Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I

request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password

is.

2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the 'shut down '

button .

3. There is a button 'start' but there is no "stop" button. We request

you to check this.

4. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend clicked 'run '

has ran upto Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to "sit", so

that we can click that by sitting.

5. One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available in system? As I find

only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

6. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost

the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ' find',

but unable to trace. Is it a bug??

7. Every night I am not sleeping as i have to protect my 'mouse' from

CAT, So i suggest u to provide one DOG to kill that cat.

8. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft

sentence', so when u will provide that?

Beautiful short story

2009-06-15T21:16:00.005+05:30

Here is a short story with a beautiful message...

Little girl and her father were crossing a bridge.

The father was kind of scared so he asked his little daughter,

'Sweetheart, please hold my hand so that you don't fall into the river.'

The little girl said, 'No, Dad. You hold my hand.'

'What's the difference?' Asked the puzzled father.

'There's a big difference,' replied the little girl.

'If I hold your hand and something happens to me,

chances are that I may let your hand go.

But if you hold my hand, I know for sure that no matter what happens,

you will never let my hand go.'

In any relationship, the essence of trust is not in its bind,

but in its bond.

So hold the hand of the person who loves you rather than expecting them to hold yours...

This message is too short......but carries a lot of Feelings.

SMS

2009-06-15T21:16:00.001+05:30

Patni: Raat ko ghar per chor aayaatha...

our muje kiss karke chala gaya.....

Pati: Tumne use roka nahi?.....

Patni: Bohut kaha tha rukne ke liye,

bola fir aaunga...... .....

Meaning of Country Names!(Funny Country Name)

2009-06-15T21:14:00.000+05:30

These are the Names of the some Romantic Countries in our Planet.

H O L L A N D

Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.

I T A L Y

I Trust And Love You.

L I B Y A

Love Is Beautiful; You Also.

F R A N C E

Friendships Remain And Never Can End.

C H I N A

Come Here ...I Need Affection.

B U R M A

Between Us, Remember Me Always.

N E P A L

Never Ever Part As Lovers.

I N D I A

I Nearly Died In Adoration.

K E N Y A

Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing.

C A N A D A

Cute And Naughty Action that Developed into Attraction

K O R E A

Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every adversity.

E G Y P T

Everything's Great, You Pretty Thing

M A N I L A

May All Nights Inspire Love Always.

P E R U

Phorget (Forget) Everyone... Remember Us.

T H A I L A N D

Totally Happy. Always In Love And Never Dull.

Programming song its nice songs!!

2009-06-08T15:01:00.002+05:30

1.Two Recursive functions calling each other
Mujhe kuchh kehna hein
mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein
pehle tum, pehle tum

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2. The debugger
Jab koi baat bigad jaye
Jab koi mushkil pad jaye
Tum dena saath mera hamnawaz
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3. From VC++ to VB
Yeh haseen vaadiyan
Yeh khula asmaan
Aa gaye hum kahan
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4. Untrackable bug --
aye ajnabi, tu bhi kabhi,
awaaz de kahin se
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5. Unexpected bug (esp. during presentation to client)
Ye kya hua, Kaise hua, Kab hua, Kyon hua
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6. And then to the client
Jab hua, Tab hua, O chhodo, ye na socho
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7. Load Balancing
Saathi haath badhana
ek akela thak jayega
mil kar bojh uthana
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8. Modem - talk on a busy connection
suno - kaho,
kaha - suna,
kuch huwa kya?
Abhee to nahin...
kuch bi nahin
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9. Windows getting open sourced
Parde mein rahne do
parda na uthao
parda jo uth gaya to bhed khul jayega
allah meri tauba, allah meri tauba
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10. Local variable
Jeena Yahan Marna Yahan,
Iske siva Jana kaahan.
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11. Global variable
Musafir hoon yaaron,
na ghar hai na thikana
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12. Null pointers
Mera jeevan kora kagaz kora hi reh gaya ..
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13. Dangling pointers
Maut bhi aati nahi jaan bhi jati nahin.
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14. GOTO
Ajeeb dastan hai yeh
Kahan shuru kahan khatam
Ye manzilen hain kaun si
Na woh samajh sake na hum
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15. Hidden or Private scope Variable/value
Jaanejan .. dhoondta phir raha,
Hoon tujhe raat din,
main yahan se wahan

Tera Mujrim Hoon ( HEART BREAK and SAD SMS )

2009-06-03T15:26:00.001+05:30

Apni Aakhon Ke Samunder Main Utar Jaane De

Tera Mujrim Hoon, Mujhe Dub Ke Mar Jaane De

Zakham Kitne Teri Chaahat Se Mile Hain Mujhko

Sonchta Hoon Kahoon Tujhse, Magar Jaane De

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Aarzoo jhooth hai,

Aarzoo ka fareb khana nahi ..

Khush jo rahna ho zindagi me tumhe..

Dil kabhi kisi se lagana nahi.

-------------------------------------------------------

Ek pal mein jo aakar gujar jaaye

Yeh hawa ka woh jhoka hai ..aur kuch nahi

Pyar kahti hai duniya jise,

Ek rangeen dhokha hai .. Aur kuch nahi

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Asmaan bhi baras raha hai,

Mere Ashko se takra raha hai,

Kisme hai jor jyada shayad yeh dekh raha hai,

Barsaat to phir bhi ruk jayegi,

Mere Ashko ka koi anth nahi,

Dil me hai dard itne jiska koi hisaab nahi.

-------------------------------------------------------

Darde Dil Ki Dastan

2009-06-02T18:53:00.001+05:30

Mere Aansoo pe Tera Naam Hoga,

Kya Pata tha Chahat mein yeh Anjaam hoga ?

Bahut Kuch kar jaau teri Bewafai ke Badle,

Par Sochta hoon tu Badnam Hoga.

Unhe Bhulne ki Koshish kimaine,

Dil ne kaha Yaad Karte Rahna.

Woh Hamare Dard ki Fariyaad sune na sune,

Apna toh Farz hai Unhe Pyaar Karte Rahna...

Rajkoti Jokes

2009-06-02T18:47:00.001+05:30

Conductor ek a student ko kaheta hai-

tu hamesha door khade rehte hai tera baap watchman hai kya

Studen:tu hmse chillr puchta he tere baap BHIKARI he kya?

************ ********* ***

Santa-Yaar koi aisa kaam bata jis me jyada profit ho?

Banta:Aisa kar sardiyon me sasti Baraf leker garmiyon me

bech dal.

************ ********* ***

Pati aur patni mandir me gaye

Pati ne pucha-tumne kya manga?

Patni ne kaha-Aap aur main saat janam saath rahe.

Patni-Aur aapne kya manga?

Pati-Ye hamara satwan janam ho.

************ ********* ***

Banta: Tumne apni patni ko birthday par

diamond ring kiyon di? Voh to car chahti thi na?

Santa: Par mein nakali car kahan se le ke ata?

Funny Translations

2009-05-29T17:28:00.001+05:30

Have a nice day! ----- * अच्छा दिनलो!
What's up? ----- *उपर क्या है?
You're kidding! ----- *तुम बच्चा बनारहे हो!
Don't kid me! ----- * मेरा बच्चा मतबनाअो!
Yo, baby! What's up? ----- * बेटी यो,उपर क्या है?
Cool man! ----- * ठंडा आदमी!
Check this out, man! ---- * इसकीछानबीन करो, आदमी!
Don't mess with me, dude.-- *मेरे साथगंदगी मत करो, ए व्यक्ति
She's so fine! ----- * वो इतनी बारीकहैं!
Listen buddy, that chick's mine, okay!?--*सुनो दोस्त,वो चूजा मेरा है।ठीक
Hey good looking; what's cooking? ---- * अरे सुन्दरता की देवी, क्या पका रहीहो
Are you nuts? ----- *क्या आप अखरोटहैं?
Son of a gun.----- * बच्चा बंदूक का.
Rock the party. ---- * पार्टी में पथ्थरफेंको.
**************
और सबसे बेहतरीन
**************
How do you do? ----- * कैसे करते हो?
Keep in touch...... * छूते रहो

ICC T20 World Cup 2009 Schedules

2009-05-25T11:07:00.003+05:30

ICC T20 World Cup 2009 Schedules – ICC World Twenty20 2009 Time Table – Team Fixtures for 2009 20-20 World Cup

The next 20-20 world cup of 2009 to be held in England by ICC. Last time India had become champion. Now this time who will be the next? WillIndia again or someone else?

There are 12 teams in next T20 world cup divided in 4 different group.

Group A : India, Bangladesh,Ireland.

Group B : Pakistan, England, Netherland.

Group C : Australia, Sri Lanka,West Indies.

Group D : South Africa, New Zealand, Scotland.

Tournament will start from Firday, June 5, 2009 and ends on Sunday, June 21, 2009. This 16 days tournament will create a lots of fun.

Date Teams Type Venue

05, June 2009 England v Netherlands D/N London

06, June 2009 New Zealand v Scotland Day London

06, June 2009 Australia v West Indies Day London

06, June 2009 India v Bangladesh D/N Nottingham

07, June 2009 South Africav Scotland Day London

07, June 2009 England v Pakistan D/N London

08, June 2009 Bangladeshv Ireland Day Nottingham

08, June 2009 Australia v Sri Lanka D/N Nottingham

09, June 2009 Pakistan v Netherlands Day London

09, June 2009 New Zealand v South Africa D/N London

10, June 2009 Sri Lanka v West Indies Day Nottingham

10, June 2009 India v Ireland D/N Nottingham

Twenty20 World Cup 2009 - Super Eight

Date Teams Type Venue

11, June 2009 D1 v A2 Day Nottingham

11, June 2009 B2 v D2 D/N Nottingham

12, June 2009 B2 v D2 Day London

12, June 2009 A1 v C1 D/N London

13, June 2009 C1 v D2 Day London

13, June 2009 D1 v B1 D/N London

14, June 2009 A2 v C2 Day London

14, June 2009 A1 v B2 D/N London

15, June 2009 B2 v C1 Day London

15, June 2009 B1 v A2 D/N London

16, June 2009 D1 v C2 Day Nottingham

16, June 2009 D2 v A1 D/N Nottingham

Twenty20 World Cup 2009 - Semi Final

Date Teams Type Venue

18, June 2009 1st Semi-Final Day Nottingham

19, June 2009 2nd Semi-Final D/N London

Twenty20 World Cup 2009 – Final

Date Teams Type Venue

21, June 2009 Final Day London

7 Gujjus and 7 Sardars

2009-05-14T09:35:00.004+05:30

There are 7 Gujjus and 7 Sardars going from PUNE to Mumbai.So they all gather at Pune Station. Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority.

Scene 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI)

So 7 Gujjus take only 1 Ticket amongst them and 7 Sardars buy all 7 tickets.

Sardars are desperately waiting for TC to come......

When TC arrives, All 7 Gujjus get in one toilet SO when TC knocks, one hand comes out with the ticket and the TC goes away....

NOW on return Journey all of them don't get a direct train to PUNE. So they all decide to take a PASSENGER till Lonavala, From there they can easily get a LOCAL to Pune.

SCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA)

Sardars decide, "this time we will prove that we too are equally SHAANE"....

All 7 Sardars take 1 Ticket amongst them Gujjus don't buy any ticket at all!!!!!

TC arrives???...

ALL SARDARS IN ONE TOILET. ALL GUJJUS IN THE OPPOSITE ONE..

One Gujju gets out and knocks the door of Sardars toilet,

One hand comes with the ticket, he takes the ticket and comes in Gujju Bathroom...

TC DRIVES out ALL the Sardars from the toilet and they are heavily fined.......

SCENE 3 (LONAVALA - PUNE)

SO now both the group on LONAVALA station. Sardars planning their move for last chance..

They board the local to Pune. This time Sardars decide that they will play the same (1 ticket) trick.

ALL Sardars take 1 ticket...

Gujjus BUY all 7 tickets this time... So now comes the TC ..

All Gujjus show their tickets..... while the Sardars are still searching for toilet in the LOCAL

Sardarji Jokes

2009-05-12T09:39:00.001+05:30

Santa was filling up application form for a job.

He was not sure what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".

After much thought he wrote: "Yes!"

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After unsuccessful attempts to land the plane airhostess was repeatedly saying..

"we r on outskirts."

Santa shouted "when will we enter the skirts?"

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Santa: If I die, will you remarry?

Jeeto: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will you remarry?

Santa: No, I'll also stay with your sister.

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Santa at bar in New York.

Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"

Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"

Santa says - "Baljith Singh Married"

Sara din teri tasweer se batein karta rehta hoon

2009-05-08T11:41:00.001+05:30

Sara din teri tasweer se batein karta rehta hoon

Jab dil udaas hota hai use apni bahoon mein le ke jhoomta rehta hoon

Kyaa bataun kyaa halat hai ab tujhse milne ke baad

Har nazar se bachaa ke teri tasweer chumtaa rehta hoon

Na aadat hai mujhe taare ginne ki na chaand se batein karne ki

Tumko apne pehlu mein bitha ke teri aaghosh mein sota rehta hoon

Bund kamre mein rehna, aankhoon mein aansoo chupate rehna, yeh kyaa hai

Na bus chale tu apne bhagwan se shikwaa karta rehta hoon

Ladti ho mujhse meri batton se khafaa ho jati ho

Tere chand se chehre pe ik muskarahat ke liye kitne bahane banata rehta hoon

Sil gaye hont mere jab teri nazar se meri nazar mili

Dil to tumne cheena tha abb behoshh sa batha rehta hoon...

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Jinki yaad mein hum deewane ho gaye

Wo hum hi se begaane ho gaye

Shayad unhe talash hai ab naye pyaar ki

Kyunki unki nazar mein hum purane ho gaye

Baaki kuch na raha zamaane mein

Jawani guzar rahi mehkhaane mein

Ab to karle mere pyaar pe yakeen

Warna zindagi beet jaayegi aazmane mein

Tumhari har adaa ka kya jawab du

Apne pyaar ko kya upahaar du

Koi acha sa phool hota to maali se mangwata

Jo khud gulaab hai usko kya gulaab du.

Waqt hume bhula chuka hai,

Mukaddar bhi na bhula de

Hum pyaar isliye nahi karte

Ki kahin hume phir se koi na rula de

Aankhon mein aansu aa jaate hain

Phir bhi labo pe hansi rakhni padti hai

Yeh mohabbat bhi kya cheez hai yaaron

Jisse karte hai useese chupani padti hai